Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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