I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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