She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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