Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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