Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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