Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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