He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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