Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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