I wanna bring you to show and tell
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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