We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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