On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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