It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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