So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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