Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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