At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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