But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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