At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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