seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems