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  Jerry, you need to find god

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling

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• (516): View more from New York

  Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.

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• (707): View more from California

  Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  they won't let me drive with my sombrero

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you are like the bill nye of illicit activities

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• (714): View more from California

  Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.

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