Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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