8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me