idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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