I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?