I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?