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So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Do plants get herpes?
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