So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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