What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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