dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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