yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
