It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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