Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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