Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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