Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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