Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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