On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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