i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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