No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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