worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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