Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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