i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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