They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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