i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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