have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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