like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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