the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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