There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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