Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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