yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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