; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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