I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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