just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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