she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just cut my nipple shaving
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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