Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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