Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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