Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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