med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
FUCK WHALES
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