I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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