you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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