I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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